Josh once again found himself thrown into another strange place and once again not in his own body. He looked down and groaned..."I'm a girl again!!!!" He looked around at where he was sitting. He was in a girl's room with walls that were plastered with pictures of him all over the room. Checking out his/her reflection, he saw a pretty Filipino girl in her 20's. She was not a famous celebrity or singer or cartoon character…she was one of his fans. *This should be interesting...I've always wondered what other people REALLY thought of me.*

Something drew Josh to the computer and he sat down and signed onto AOL. "Welcome!" rang out the voice of the annoying man. "You've got mail." Josh clicked on the mail box icon and opened the window. Intrigued by the amount of mail - the variety of subject lines that were contained in the mail box, he opened each one up one by one. Most of them were junk mail, but one of them caught his eye. The subject line read: "Update from the webmaster of Joshhartnett.net" *I have my own web page? Awesome!* He clicked the link that would take him to the webpage. Josh was very impressed by the amount of information and pictures there were about him, and even more impressed by the efforts that people would do for him. *Hmm...forum...let's see what this is about...*

There were a couple of forum groups, but one of them appealed to him especially. *Fan fiction? I wonder what this is about?* Josh started to read many of these threads, and was shocked, surprised, flattered, interested, and scared all at the same time. These girls (at least he hoped they were girls!) were writing fantasy stories about him! He had to admit that the stories were excellent and well written, but just seeing his name there was very very strange.

Josh browsed through the stories one by one. They were all addicting in story lines, and he was flattered that all these people spent their time writing out feelings for him. *Either that or these girls have no lives.* Josh opened up another thread and started reading yet another fan fiction. This one was called "Fusion" and was written by someone under the user name of Maliasky. Josh couldn't help but be drawn into this story...it was beautifully written and he felt like he could sense the emotions of all these characters...even his own! He kept on reading the story, not able to tear his eyes away from the screen. Josh found himself laughing and crying with the characters Rae and Josh (*that's me!*). He was thoroughly enjoying the story until he read the last section that was posted up - the love making scene between Rae and Josh. (Oh my God...what are these girls writing about me?!?* The scene was written wonderfully, but Josh was freaked out. *These girls are writing sexual fantasies about me...holy c***...*

His thoughts were interrupted by a BRRRING! He had just received an instant message from user: ii azure skye ii

ii azure skye ii: hiya Mali! *Um...*
Maliasky: hi *Wait a minute...maliasky? Where have I seen that name before...*
ii azure skye ii: how you doing cuz? *She's my cousin...I think it's a she...*
Maliasky: I'm good. you? *Wait a minute...maliasky is the writer of "Fusion"! I'm the one that wrote the hot and steamy sex scene between me and Rae!
ii azure skye ii: coolies - do you wanna come into a chat?
Maliasky: sure

Josh entered a chat and found about 7 other people in the room. "Hi Mali!!" everyone said. *Wow...nice people...warm welcome.*

Maliasky: hi

The people kept chatting quickly, one IM ringing after another. Listening, or rather reading, for a while he had figured most of these chatter were girls who were around their teen years and 20's. * At least there's no 45 year old man.* The conversations ranged from foreign languages, to time zones, and finally to him.

Edible Mischa: Delta Kappa Horny!!!! Woo hoo!!! Gooo Hornettes!!! *Wha!??!?*
Flipmode21F: That is definitely a suiting name for our sorority house of Joshness.
DarkTwilightK: ya - all of us here are JDHA'ers: Josh Daniel Hartnett Anonymous
Ii azure skye ii: we're all sex-crazed girls here at DKH
queequeg83: josh thinks i'm sexy...don't you josh? (he nods...still shirtless)
queequeg83: yum *Um...I am not shirtless in front of that girl am I?*
Flipmode21F: lol
Flipmode21F: is he worn out from last night???
queequeg83: dang....i accentally left him down here instead of taking him up to my room last night (pouts) *WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE GIRLS TALKING ABOUT?!?!?*
queequeg83: but there's always tonight... (grin)
Edible Mischa: and then I broke in last night
Edible Mischa: (lol)
queequeg83: you what?!
Flipmode21F: haha

The girls kept talking about their frisky nights with "Josh" and arguing over who had him, or the original him, or the clones.

Iiazureskyeii: the real Josh is here with ME kathra!
DarkTwilightK: nope - can't u see that he's handcuffed to me? aren't u joshie?
Iiazureskyeii: he's MINE!
DarkTwilightK: mine!
Iiazureskyeii: mine!!
DarkTwilightK: MINE MINE MINE!!!!
I ToTaL DiTz I: girls girls girls! Share! Play nice!
Iiazureskyeii: (hmph!)
Flipmode21F: lets promise to neva fight again okay ladies
Flipmode21F: pinky swear?
Edible Mischa: pinky swear on the DHK pledge
Flipmode21F: we need a plege for DKH
DarkTwilightK: yes, pinky swear...though i don't think that's his pinky peeking up from under the table
Flipmode21F: (lol)
Flipmode21F: you sure its the pinky?
Maliasky: looks kinda...large for a pinky *WHAT?!?! I DID NOT JUST TYPE THAT!! MALI'S MIND IS TWISTED!!*
Edible Mischa: okay... penis swear... but we all don't have one ... argh confusing
Flipmode21F: LMAOROTF!!!!!!!!!!!
iiazureskyeii: (choking!!!)
Edible Mischa: what?! It was right there!
Flipmode21F: standing straight up huh
Edible Mischa: (lol)
Maliasky: you didn't have to grab it like that! *AHH!!! I'm talking about grabbing my own penis...*
Flipmode21F: (rotf!)
Maliasky: i can't stop laughing
Edible Mischa: can't type thinking of guys swearing with their
Flipmode21F: mee to......(tries to breath)
Edible Mischa: (lol)
Edible Mischa: I think I'm going to cry
Maliasky: what? swearing with that? wouldn't it be sort of floppin? hmm? *Stop typing these things Josh!! What are you saying?!??!*
Flipmode21F: OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MALI
Edible Mischa: I know, but the visual (lol)
Edible Mischa: "We'll never fight again... swear on it?"
Edible Mischa: "Sure Dude"

The entire chat burst out cyber-laughing while Josh sat there numb struck. *WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE GIRLS?!?!?!?* He was very, very scared at these young girls horny and provocative minds about HIM!

I total ditz I: have you guys seen the 40 days & 40 nights trailer/teaser thing? *Yea...i made it after all*
ii azure skye ii: no...
Flipmode21F: yup
DarkTwilightK: absolutely
queequeg83: nopers
Edible Mischa: you can make him purr if you use quicktime! *Purr?!??! Since when do I purr??*
DarkTwilightK: actually, my comp froze when it was panning at his crotch
DarkTwilightK: it was...interesting hehe *Girls are staring at my crotch - just GREAT*
fLYgURL0024: hahahahaha
Edible Mischa: Josh crotch... a good view
ii azure skye ii: r u sure u didn't pause it there on purpose kathra?
DarkTwilightK: hehe, that's for me to know, sandy
Maliasky: all yer minds are in the gutter girls! *There - that's the first thing that I'm typing that's from me. Cuz it's true damnit!*
Anglnymph: you should talk Mali! *I should?*
I total ditz I: the QUEEN of horny-ness *I am?*
Anglnymph: but then again, I don't mind having my mind in the gutter with Josh. (ducks under toga)
ii azureskye ii: toga again angl?
Anglnymph: hell ya! It's nice under here…(josh! You naughty naughty boy!) Anybody care to join? Josh is nakey!
Edible Mischa: josh naked under a toga - I'm in!!!

*AHHHHHHHHH!!! These girls need help. They seriously need to stop hallucinating about me!!! I do not like to be the topic of girl's sexual fantasies...especially naked under a toga!*

DarkTwilightK: I wonder how josh would react if he read these chats! *I am reading these chats!!! And I am scared out of my mind!*
DarkTwilightK: i REALLY hope he doesn't read it! *Too late for that*
DarkTwilightK: lol
Flipmode21F: lol
queequeg83: exactly
ii azure skye ii: haha
Edible Mischa: especially the really horny chats *You mean penis swearing and naked togas aren't horny enough?*
queequeg83: but...oh well! we'll put our true face forward
Flipmode21F: i would LOVE to see his face if her reads it *It is a look of TERROR*
ii azure skye ii: whoo boy!
Edible Mischa: this is mild compared to some past ones You've got to be kidding me!
DarkTwilightK: i'd love to see his face, regardless
Flipmode21F: lol* yeah
queequeg83: that too
Edible Mischa: he'd get ideas... (starts wearing spanky pants) *I will NOT wear spanky pants!!*
queequeg83: i think he'd like our little DKH meetings (lol) *No i don't!*
queequeg83: yeah...soo...if we meet him...we'd say...i'm a delta kappa horny?! *lol* yeah right
Edible Mischa: Can yu imagine meeting him afterwards.... "Hi, I was a Hornette. Wanna get it on?"
ii azure skye ii: lol and i'm sure he'd never forget us *You're right—I never will, but I wish I could!*
Flipmode21F: LOL
ii azure skye ii: HAHA
Flipmode21F: on man!! thats funny
DarkTwilightK: right up there with "Nice shoes, wanna f***"

*Holy s***. These girls are friggin' horny as hell and scaring me. Is THIS what my fans are like?!? God if I ever meet a "Hornette" or a "DKH"... I will run for my LIFE.*

*I wonder if I can put cyber restraining orders on them?*

And Josh - scared out of his mind...was whisked off into the next quantum adventure.

The End.